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What everyone makes every night
Son: Hey dad want to make some cum
Dad: Sure son let's do it really fast!!!
the chefs special ingredient when someone sends the food back to him because its shit
Customer: this tastes like shit, waitress could u please ask the chef for another one?
Waitress: no problem
*in the Kitchen*
Waitress: the customer said your food tastes like ass
Chef: Oh okay, ill top it up with a bit of cum
is a sweet sticky substance and especially people named WILLIAM have extra slimy cum
Cum is delicious
A substance (which is warm and smells like fish like a tuna melt) which is expelled by men (and sometimes even women!) when they reach the tip top of their mount everest pleasure point.
When a male is spared thou breasts by a female
sally was bad bad, she made me cum 3 times!