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Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022


piss cum

Made by the revolutionary creamers friend group that had an unfortunate disbandment. Piss cum quite literally translates to ‘its calm’ because it sounds like that.. kinda

oh don’t worry about that piss cum

by fej fej fej fej fej April 20, 2025


Shreks cum

Big cum man guy

Person A have you sucked off shrek
Person b yeah tasted shreks cum

by Urban Dictionary is a hellscap March 17, 2022


cum in school

when a guy usually a lonely dumbass decides to cum in the school bathroom stall, or if he is quick enough, cums in the open on the urinal and then runs out

hey lets cum in school

by furrys must die January 01, 2022


Cum badge

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.

Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.

by Daman13 March 21, 2024


Cum Witch

A witch who sleeps with men to extract their cum and use it for personal purposes to lengthen her lifespan and attract more men~

Simply put, a person especially woman with high libido hungry for male attention and their cock~

She's just a cum witch, oogling over men.

by Lewdgirlxo June 15, 2024


Triple milf cum shot

when you cum so hard it hits all three of the single milfs in your area you keep getting ads for

yo bro i got these triple milf cum shot last night, hit em all at once

by SmashMilk420 March 25, 2020