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When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut
I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.
Alternative word for living being that reproduces heterosexually
Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to cum construct over here.
Alternative word for organisms that reproduce heterosexually
Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to this cum construct
A slut who takes semen in the mouth, ass and vagina.
Abby is the ultimate cum dumpster.
Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.
you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna
jeff: What the actual fuck
spicy cum is when you cum all over and it lands in so hot sauce or some sort of sauce that make you mouth hot.spicy cum is every tasty and you should try to put it on a burger or some other type of food.
have you ever tried spicy cum its really hot.
The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.
Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.