Doing a Dido

When you realise you have a Classical Civilization or Ancient History lesson at 9am tomorrow, so you put some revision of book 4 of the Aeneid into 'practice'.

"hey did you hear about Joe!?"
"yeah, I heard he hadn't done the worksheet on book 10 for today so he was doing a dido"

"its a bit extreme"
"yeah I know, yikes"

What you need to do

shut the fuck up

Person 1: blahblahblah nerd shit.

Person 2: you know What you need to do

Person 1:

Person 2: thanks.

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Doing a Rew

when someone is asked a very straight forward question, & the person 'doing a rew' mumbles something irrelevant, often including the word darling, laughs & confuses the inquirer to the point they forgot they asked a question in the first place.

Often caused by smoking a lot of weed and excess amounts off awesome.

you: are you high?
person doing a rew: um well ahh oh darling, you'd love to know, ahh hahaha umm well I'm always high! no I'm joking I've never been high in my life! no joking dear haha *mumbling something you don't understand* haha well *more mumbling* *something irrelevant* *complete bullshit*
you: wut
person doing a rew:hahaha what darling?
you: *walks away confused*

Doing a Kurt

managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.

Are you going to do any work today?

No I'm doing a Kurt.

Do the needy

Slang for get the job done.

Don't worry boss, I do the needy before the next release.

Dos-hoved

When a certain type of person won't work on the programming group project unless you actually tell them to do something. (Not being able to work independently. Also highly demotivated to do anything school related)

Me: Hey Mustafa, have you been working on the group project?
Mustafa: uhm actually, i haven't.
Me: What a dos-hoved

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

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