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A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.
"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"
An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.
Rather then buying new furniture, Mark does some Red neck Engineering to fix them up again..
Red ragtop: a person that eats out a girl while they are on their period
I was going down on her but I was about to be on the front of that red ragtop road.
A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.
Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
When you fuck a girl in her bloody pussy then slap your bloody dick on one ass cheek, slip it in her ass, then slap your shitty dick on her other cheek. Then cum in her ear.
Sarah was mad at me last night cuz I ruined another set of sheets when I gave her the Dirty Red Baron.
Red Horsing is the ability to show utter contempt for the institution that you work for by leathering 6-10 cans of premium high strength, low budget lager on a weekday evening, leading to slurred speech, plethora's of expletives, and general antisocial behavior but ensuring full trust in one's own capability to do the job the following day. Red Horsing usually is associated with some butter chicken dish.
'Sham, did you see Damo last night?'
'You mean Dame Laura Davies?'
'You wouldn't have said that to him last night, he was Red Horsing it and had the boxing gloves on.'
'Oh no, not again'
Someone who masturbates so much that their nob permanently turns bright red.
John is such a red skull, he said he masturbates 5 times a day.