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A prostitute with surprisingly white teeth despite her whoring lifestyle and probable drug use.
Damn Fred, that slut's got stains all over and quite a stench, the only upside is the cum teeth and the low price.
The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.
I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
When you cum so hard your glasses fall off.
Damn I super intergalactic cum every week said Jennifer
The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.
“What’s your dream job”
“I want to be a cum lasher”
When you fucking cum so far up dayt bitch mouth, it come through her nose
Why is Caroline such a Cum Snotter sometimes?
Yo, that bitch is a straight Cum Snotter.
Why you Cum Snot all ovah my rug?