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When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
An object most normal people have laying around their house. If you don’t have one, that’s strange.
“Where do you source your red 40 for you hose with red 40 in it?”
Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth
Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*
Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
A man that has its own body suit of hair that can be braided from his head to his balls.
'Red wine supernova' is a play on the term 'champagne supernova'
a euphemism for an explosive hookup
Let’s listen to “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan.
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an amazing chappell roan song ❤️🧡🤍💜🩷
🍷”I’m a lesbian, of course I listen to Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan.”🍷
the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.
"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"