A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.
Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.
When you ejaculate stardust during sexual intercourse; especially with those named Erin
When I was fucking Ethan’s sister I had a stardusty nut
The inguinal hernia where a bulge on n groin area with pain and pressure or aching at the bulge especially when lifting bending or coughing. May also have swelling g around the testicales
I just pulled a nut picking up that sack of potatoes
a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut
Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.
Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.
When you ejaculate and all of a sudden you feel very dizzy.
“Bro I got a bad case of Dizzy Nut when I finished in my girl, I could barely stand straight afterwards.