Something that goes in and out the women's' vagina.
something thats made for girls but sometimes a naughty boy changes and becomes a girl in his brain and he likes penises (this is known as being "gay", or formally "homosexual". some people call these kinds of humans "faggot")
lets compare penis size no homo
killer slong
(which is totally mine *cries* my is really small)
hey bbg come jump on my mega sized penis
Penis is a third leg only men have, it’s also your cum hole.
Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”
Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”
Slang word originated from rap culture meaning "What's up".
Person 1: Yo let's go hooping.
Person 2: Penis I'm up .
A word that some random dude shouts in the middle of class and it makes everyone in the room laugh.
Dude: *shouting* PENIS!
The whole class: *laughs*