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The act of taking a high-risk gamble.
Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.
defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.
An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!
Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
When you walk into a local school function, and you can't help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.
Terry walked into his New Year's Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party.
Terry got brain in five minutes.
v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.
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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.
The guy from Young Guns who's execution they botched, according to Billy the Kid.
Red Smitty still had a head before his hanging, but they made his rope too long.
When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."