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the brown r y a n is usually an Indian cunt bag who usually has a rather attractive mother.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.
mum: why tf did we have brown r y a n?
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n
A sex act which involves pooping inside of a condom then freezing it until it takes the shape of a dildo. After it is done taking form it is ready to use.
Prepare a brown icicle for me tonight.
The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.
John wesley Brown is a champion in the bedroom.
A sweater/pants combination that is very ugly but very confortable.
Marie is wearing her brown kit to the gym again. Did she just give up?
When you need to poo but cannot find a toilet, so you ask a close friend if you can poo on their head
Person 1: dude! I really need a brown skull
Person 2: hold on. I'll get on my knees
I heard that Jordan revived a brown skull for Dave at a party
It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...
Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee