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something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner
*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"
what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..
Pink Dildo Stand djkgog;'lbsk'b;lnrt';lgfdokjhgc
what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.
Pink Dildo Stand
An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence
Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!
With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).
Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?
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picking up a stranger simply for sex, and sometimes involving money. A sexual experience with no strings attached or any comittment.
A guy, Joe is at a club on miami beach and realizes"Damn I'm 31 years old, and i've still never been laid!!!" His gay friend, Troy overhears him and offers him sex for free with him and his boyfriend, Jeff. "As desperate as I am, I want my first time to be special and filled with pussy pleasures" Just have a ONE NIGHT STAND like me and troy used to do" says Jeff. Just then a tasty new model from Brazil overheard them, and liked the idea. "I've been in Miami for three weeks and still haven't recieved a compliment" says the model, Kate. Joe jumped at the idea. "Well since I'm fuckin desperate, and I don't know how you're gonna take this, ur so hot i'd cut a whole in your dress and stick my dick in it" She actually took it well and she thought his dick was big and long. "You boys like blowjobs here dont you" she said. "Well I only like boys doin dat to me"says Troy. "Well how about you, Joe- would you like to accompany me to my suite and be my guard for the night or something like that" kate whispered. "HELL YEA GRL, but is this 'night' gonna be free. She replied"The only fee is your meat" Joe rushed to Kate's suite, and started stripping in the hallway. He slipped on his cherry condom, and Kate removed her bra and showed her triple C's. Joe gently stuck his fingers in her coochie, and slowly took of her panties. He immediately stuck his 11 inch pole in her mouth. "It's a shame that a large cock like this has been stored for all these years" Kate licked out. Next Kate bent over and touched her ass symbolising she wanted it doggystyle first. Joe rammed his dick inside of her til he moaned and so deep that his penis was steering kate. Joe threw Kate on the bed and spread her legs over his shoulders. Before Kate could even breathe he drilled his meatpole into her pussy and played with her pubic hair. This went on for 52 minutes until Joe cummed for the very first time on Brazilian Kate's face. By the time Joe woke up the next day, Kate was gone and had left him the 300.00 bill. "Awesome he thought". The ONE NIGHT STAND of a life time.
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