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lyrics from the unreleased remix of love galore, which are also a daily affirmation for sexy ass bad bitches.
"...I be looking good, I've been feeling nice
Working on my aura, cleaning up
Working overtime, you be getting boring so
skrt, skrt..."
"Have you prayed today?"
"Yes I recited szalation 1:14"
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To have such dexterity in your hand and fingers that you can bring a woman to orgasm in fourteen seconds.
"Did you see that guy on Malaysia had talent? He was manipulating those circles with just his fingers. I bet he could bring a girl to orgasm with those 14 second fingers!"
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-Today's date
-Last sequential date of the century
-All the girls on social media wanted to be asked out on this date, because they thought it was cute
12/13/14 is the last sequential date of the century.
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The age where teens become horny young adults. They roam the streets on there bikes and scooters while trying stupid things on the way. They're always in groups of 3,4 or 5. They call people mandoms, they act like they're in gangs but they not.
Hey hear about Alex and his friends, those horny 14 year olds, they've been their bikes all day.
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"On my 14 carats" is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. The expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. The expression went viral when Selena Gomez used the expression "I'm on my 14 carats. . ." in the very first line of her seductive song "Good for You," the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.
I'm so wet and horny for you right now; I think I'm on my 14 carats.
You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.
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The day sandy hook elementary school got shot up by 20 year old adam lanza and killed 26 in school 20 kids and 6 staff members and also china primary school stabbing no one dead in this incident.
Bro December 14 2012 was a harsh day for china and usa
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A villager who is a character out of a YouTube video called villager news
The hotdog is out of the bun
Understood villager number 14