keystone can

something you need when you have nothing to shoot fireworks with.

"How are we going to shoot off the fireworks?"
"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"

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lard can

A can of lard. A fatass that you kick around the street.

that friggin lard can stole my twinkie...bitch!

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tuna can

a penis that resembles a can of tuna, very thick but not very long. This trait is usually attributed to men that are white, tall, skinny, and usually own ridiculously huge dogs, trucks, and guns.

Dude, Brian got so drunk last night he stuck his dick in that fat chick. I bet she loved the tuna can.

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Can-teen

A teenager of Mexican ('Can) decent.

This God damned Can-teen is tailgating the shit out of me with his slammed CRX.

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oil can

a kick ass pint of foster's! you can pick it up at your friendly local seven-eleven.

yo go pick me up a oil can for tonight!

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Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

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tennis can

A sexual manoeuvre in which the man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus, then removes them, producing the characteristic "pop" sound one gets when opening a can of tennis balls.

Jordan's really lucky. Sarah let him tennis can her.

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