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Thomas

To be a lazy fuck (commonly associated with falling asleep in class, shrugging more in a conversation than actually using words,

1. "I fell asleep in class today. Blamed it on the teacher." *shrugs* "Whatever."

"So basically you thomased?"

"Yeah."

2. "It's a miracle I only thomased my entire life but I still managed to work in McDonalds."

by yourfellowwombat December 26, 2014


thomas hardy

author - have to write bloody essays on him

the withered arm and other wessex tales - uch no

by hiya March 14, 2005


Clarence Thomas

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.

Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"

by watchdoggie June 25, 2009


shitty thomas

referring to another person's version of a possession, object, or trait which you already posses. A knock of of the original.

A. I got a tree in my front yard but my friend has a shitty thomas in their front yard.
B. Philadelphia is known for their amazing cheesesteaks, but everywhere else they are just the shitty thomas.

by terence3 November 09, 2011


Thomas Delay

Former House Majority Leader; A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Thomas Delay says:
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap May 30, 2006


Thomas Price

A gay faggot that wants to say the n-word every two seconds

He sucks at Cod and rocket league

Thomas Price,He’s just utter shit at Warzone

by IateyourtoeshagahhahH June 12, 2020


Emma and Thomas

Every Emma and Thomas couple I know are just the cutest thing in the world. Absolute Power Couple, they are both incredibly funny and very sexy. They strive for greatness and together they achieve it. Together they scare away every other couple with there looks. The ship name is ET AKA extraterrestrial because they are out of this world amazing at everything they do. They also game together a lot and absolutely destroy the competition. Emma and Thomas most commonly are known for being the best couple!

Jess: OMG ET, they are so cute!

Kate: ET? Whats that mean
Jess: Emma and Thomas!

by DontNeedAChaser September 29, 2020