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A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart
Damn my gf left me and killed my parents
Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart
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When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.
Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight
See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!
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A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks
The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.
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the skankiest shittiest most fucking dumb school.
going to kings of wessex makes me want to fucking top myself
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a hideous royal navy helicopter with an absurd nose
joe: did you see that westland wessex
ryan: the big ugly one?
the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on
Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks