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a mans bearded mouth.
also known as (quim tash)
paul white has a proper muff mouth
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A goatee. A particularly long one that can be used to carass the vagina.
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hair on ones head that resembles pubic hair. very curly and thick, almost always black in color. found mostly in jewish people. although muff heads can be very annoying they are cooler than people with orange or red hair because they are relaxed and calm and people with orange or red hair are uptight with flaming tempers.
john: dude look at that dirty muff head.
dylan: yea, his head looks like my gf's bush!
john: yea! my moms looks like that too
dylan: how do u know?
john: um nvm. ur gf has a bush? she didnt have one when i pumped her last night.
*extremely awkward silence*
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A teenage adolecent male who ponders on vagina day in day out. He tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of Ceaser Milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of orgasms will sefice for the vagina the virgin craves. Many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own spunk.
Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.
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Rat muff means rat vagina.
A constant quest of male rats.
"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.
"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.
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I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."
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When a guy is eating out a girl the pubic hair gets stuck in his braces.
I got "Muff Muzzled" last night.
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