abs

a guy named Joseph

Girl1: OMG i wish Joseph was my boyfriend hes got abs

Girl2: How do you know that

abe lincolns

one hell of an author

Abe Lincolns once said, "When we die we go bye bye."

Big abs

Big abs are abs that are big. Abs that look fake or too real are called big abs. When you see someone who has abs, you say they have big abs to confuse them, but in reality, you think their abs are not real.

person 1: omg did you see jungkooks abs?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: he has big abs

Abe Vigoda

An Americanactor known for starring in Barney Miller and its spinoff, as well as The Godfather. He's also known for the numerous times he was the victim of a death hoax, to the point that it became a running joke among various actors and comedians, including Vigoda himself.

"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda

Born: February 24, 1921

Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)

When Abe Vigoda actually died, the news article about his death had the text "THIS IS NOT A HOAX" written in bold letters so people would know it wasn't another trick. He really was falsely reported dead that many times.

Default Abs

When a dude has abs because he's so skinny.

Omg Katie, did you see Tristan's abs?
Girl he's like 100 lbs...those are default abs.

Ab-whore

A whore who lives abs

She's a real ab-whore

Touch abs day

Sense all you fake people pussied out of grab dick day take a step back and touch someone’s abs on april15

Touch abs day