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An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.
David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!
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It is like roulette. It is when a lot of men cum inside one woman. When that woman gives birth whichever man matches the DNA test of the baby, that is their baby.
We were hammered drunk and we decided to play Unlucky Bastard. I hope it isn't mine!
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an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer
Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again
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Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.
Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."
Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."
Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."
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When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).
"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"
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A phrase used by people in Balby to describe someone putting extra effort into something that requires no effort.
Tom: 'just took a snapchat in the car of me driving to work. Used the white font obviously'
Emma: 'why?'
Tom: 'cause it looks good innit'
Emma: 'busy bastard'
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