An allteration to the term wankarse, just your average wankarse who lacks knowledge of themselves being such a wankarse.
David, fuck off being such a wankarse bastard!
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A degenerate little shit who also happens to be sly, but in a rat-like way.
Blaine is a rat bastard because he stole my side hoe.
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An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.
Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!
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A phrase used by people in Balby to describe someone putting extra effort into something that requires no effort.
Tom: 'just took a snapchat in the car of me driving to work. Used the white font obviously'
Emma: 'why?'
Tom: 'cause it looks good innit'
Emma: 'busy bastard'
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When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).
"These onion rings are deliciousβhey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"
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an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer
Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again
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