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When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt
Hahaha, look at this soft cunt
Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.
My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!
A very soft banana. The opposite of a hard banana. Not red, not grown to its full potential.
"Boy das a really soft banana."
a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew
A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.
My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.
Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.
I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth
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Ejaculating while soft.
Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope
"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"
"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"