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Pat: oh look it's those girls who give carrots, can i have a blowjob
Laura: Ok
Girl who eat carrots : Lets all fuck Pat
Girls who eat carrots are girls who give blowjobs
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the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo
the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.
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Thick orange girls with skin that changed color because they only eat that snack
Yo you see all these girls who eat carrots recently?
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Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.
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used instead of the phrases
1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.
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idk some fag from one direction said something
why is this trending
yo this band died like 5 years ago wake up
"girls who eat carrots'' stupid-ass
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