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crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019


crank that skrong

getting progressively and extremely high; preferably with friends

yo bro you really cranked that skrong!

when you crank that skrong and go nonverbal

by renmare February 6, 2024


mess crank

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.

Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!

by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020


crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)

Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad

by Ritz Scythe March 20, 2021


cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 4, 2014


Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 11, 2022


crank that soulja boy

the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).

Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?

by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 16, 2020