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A crude sexual act where a woman tries to take a shit while the man shoves the turd back up into her ass with his dick.
This crazy bitch tried to give me a hot lunch, but I got the jump on her, and gave that turd the old dirty plunger right up the corn sleeve.
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Having sex with a beer in one hand and a burger in the other.
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The act of fingering a woman's asshole while she gives you head, often used so she can give it to you better
Sarah was getting a little sloppy, so I gave her a Dirty Owen
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Lying on one's back while a female sits on your face. Oral sex is then performed on her. The key is to be a black belt in tongue fu. Her secretions then become heavier and heavier until they fill your lungs causing asphyxiation
After a long night of the Dirty Jeff, I am having problems breathing, but my girlfriend is very happy.
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The act of sticking a foot into someone’s vagina.
“Oh, babe. Let’s dirty habbo.”
“Coming right up baby.”
**starts to dirty habbo**
“Oooooohhhh yeah daddy, stick it in there!”
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When your girl is laying down and you reverse tea bag her, you leave a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.
Apparently I didn't wipe good enough, because when I tea bagged my girl I left a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.
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When you get super high and fuck a girl in order to forget how ugly she is.
Damn bro I heard Chris pulled a Dirty Zach because some girl catfished him from Tinder.
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