Ya done trumped up

A replacement for the phrase "ya done goofed up", based off of the idiot who we now refer to as our "president"

(Common):

"I just dropped all of my mom's expensive old China"
"Ya done trumped up"

(A little less common):
"I just put a ban on refugees"
"Ya done trumped up"

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bed bath and beyond done

A phrase that plays on the store name Bed Bath & Beyond - used when you are completely tired, over and most importantly, DONE with someone/something.

Person A: Guess what? I told person C that you like them by accident, I'm so sorry.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.

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i wanted it done yesterday

used to describe that u want something quick done right away...waving a magic wand anytime u want,
something done right away, as soon as possible, see open sesame
i want it done right away...
i want it done yesterday...
i wanted it done yesterday

Accountant: I need these accounts audited!
Worker: When do u need this done by??
Accountant: I wanted it done yesterday...

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he done gone to hades

noun: A place where you end up when you get utterly owned

Yo Will what happen to Chris in Halo?
He Done gone to Hades!
DAMN!!

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[You done goofed up]

When you do something bad and cant fix it coz you'll probably lose something or someone

Ray:i cheated on my girl with her mom and and sister bruh
Jacob:bruh you done goofed up

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Yeah...were done...

The ultimate way to break up with your partner. When having sex with your partner, tell her that you are going to cum on your partners face. Then stand up and have your partner go on their knees and right before you ejaculate on their face you tell them to close their eyes and then you shit on their face and in their mouth. After this process is done ejaculate on the their floor and walk out and say the relationship is over by saying "Yeah...were done..."

NOTE: Make sure this is done at your partners house...you don't want to clean up jizz off the floor.

Friend- Jill! You smell like shit!
Jill- yeah me and my boyfriend had a rough night
Friend- What happened?
Jill- Lets just say i had to clean the floors.
Friend- Oh...let me guess he...
Jill- Yeah...were done...

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You Done Fucked Up

This phrase can be said by the other party when you mess/screw/fuck up very badly.
Based on a true story that happened to me:

*making out with girl at party*
Me: "you know you looking hella fine tonight Irina- OH SHIT I MEANT IRIS"
Iris: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
*girl exits room and leaves me alone in bed*

I literally got cockblocked by my shitty name memory

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