Random
Source Code

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina March 3, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Grenade

When a person no one likes enters a conversation, therefore making it awkward, a douche grenade has been dropped. Named because the person's comments affect everyone in the group, like shrapnel from a grenade.

Bob: Did you see Shaun White's Double McTwist last night?

Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.

Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.

Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?

by Dustybutt Jones March 22, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche-tard

Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.

"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"

by natedog2010 July 5, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche multiplier

a person that helps a douche bag act like more of a douche bag

Bobby was totally acting more like a douche bag tonight and I think it was because Billy was the douche multiplier.

by t-muney November 15, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche toss

The throwing of douche bags(the actual item not a human who acts like a douche). One of the games adults played in high middle ages, it is to much for kids to be seeing in text books, that is why you never see it in text books.

Ello Arthur, ready for the douche toss tonight?

by MM Rawr October 25, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


YouTube Douche

A person who posts comments directed towards the people who voted the video Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down

YouTube Douche: 1523 People are bullies.

by MadMadMax01 October 25, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž