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Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.
Lord Evan, people want to be him.
Evan Donavan is a kind loving and handsome man who will do anything for the people he loves. His smile is contagious and his face is the most beautiful anyone can see. He is quick witted and can come up with a joke in seconds. He gets excited about cars and the noises they make. His kisses give butterflies down your spine.
I love Evan Donavan
Evan the Weeb may use body pillows, eat ramen and cornhole a bunch of anime models. Best avoided at all costs.
Hey did you catch {Evan the Weeb}?
A straight dude who likes pussy.
"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."
When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy
I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy
Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.
Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"