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When 2 or more fans, that are watching a sporting event, witness a game changing or winning play and start to go nuts, jump around, and tackle each other.
A punt is blocked and the ball is picked up and a touchdown is scored by the defense. The fans proceed to jump off the couch, scream, tackle, and Fan Rape each other.
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A person who has very little understanding of a sport, and thinks that he can make up this lack of understanding with a great knowledge of irrelevant, unnecessary statistics. Instead of actually watching "his team's" games, or ever attempting to play the sport, this person spends a great deal of time on the internet looking up ridiculous statistics. So while this person has the ability to recall a great deal of stats, he is still for the most part ignorant and not a real fan, just an internet fan. When real fans are actually discussing the sport, an internet fan usually butts in with some irrelevant statistics thinking he will sound smart, but really sounds like a jackass, and a straight up noob. Similar to a Sport Snob, but with less understanding of the game and even more of a tool.
Dude 1 : Chris Paul is looking like a stud this year
Dude 2: Yeah he runs that pick and roll so sweet. I see his shot has come a long way as well. He could very well be the best point guard in the league
Internet fan: No way. He is a career 35% three point shooter and his 2.6 turnovers per game stat is troubling.
Dude 1/2: Dude you're just a fuckin internet fan
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Someone who has dedicated most of their time to celebrate a game who's community has became worthless and toxic and filled with terrible fan games. Moreover, they get off on porn with goats, robots and incestual skeletons. They attract unnecessary attention if you are friends with them, and have no sense of comedy. They have an infintisemal amount of AUs, all of which are completely stupid and blatant copies of each other. Finally, they constantly listen to remixes of the same exact song, based only on the fact it is intended for a different AU - the only difference, in fact, is the pitch or volume (and cringiness) of the 'song'.
Guy 1: I was with some of my mates and this weird ass Undertale Fan came up and started talking about this goat mom or something
Guy 2: Whoa, that's really creepy. You should report them or something.
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A raider-hating person that eats wine and cheese at tail gait parties. They sit back and talk about the days of joe montana like the clock is going to magically jump back to 1980. Most of them used to be Raider fans stating "I used to be a raiders fan until they moved to L.A.". They can sometimes be found at Raider games at the Oakland Coliseum being bitch slapped in the hallways or being shoved inside of a toilet.
Poindexster, a 49ers Fan, was talling smack at a raider game when a raiders fan pushed him into a urinal trough and 5 guys pissed on him.
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If you Dakota Fanning, it means you scream.
Dude last night this kid knocked on my door to Trick or Treat and she was the scariest thing i've ever seen i totally Dakota Fanninged and ran away.
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Someone who just found out the Celtics were knocked out of the playoffs.
Sully: Hey Murph, who ahh the Celts playing tonight?
Murph: The fack you talking about, kid? They ain't playin no mowwahh this yeahh.
Sully: So we ahh Bruins fans now? Do they still have Bourque and Neely? Or Bawbby Fackin Owwahh?
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Clowns. Every single one of us.
Oh you’re a Fletcher Fan? Isn’t that just a funny way of saying that you’re a clown and simp for Cari Fletcher?
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