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(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.
kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."
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The best in your position or better than anyone else that does the same job.
Paul: Mate that was well good
Alan: I know pal, I'm top man in me field!
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To inform a person that they are in the rice fields
Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work
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A kind greeting said by someone who has worked at a rice field for a very long time. This greeting is typically a traditional way to greet a new worker/employee.
New worker: Nice to meet you. I'm going to be working here from now on.
Veteran worker: Welcome to the rice field mother fucker.
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A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.
Famed for being the world's largest ghetto
a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.
U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!
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The green snake-sugar cane anology is one that is seen on multiple occasions in the popular show Futurama, said by Hermes Conrad.
Nonetheless, it is perfectly normal to use the said analogy in your conversations and chats.
The green snake-sugar cane can be used in any context. (see the example below)
It represents some what witty response, and is believed by many to be the secret of seducing a woman on the spot. All though, it's just a rumour.
Boy: Hi, How are you doing?
Girl: Fuck off, peepsquek.
Boy: Now, now, you got me all hot like a green snake in a sugar cane field.
Girl: Oh my god, I feel so horny. Fuck me. Take me now!
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A sad, pathetic school located in Dale City, VA. This school is full of out of touch assholes (students) who are noisy and incredibly rambunctious. Nothing seems to go right in this petty high school. Heaters only work in the summer and air conditioning only functions in the winter. The amount of pot and crackheads is immeasurable and as far as "getting high," the sky's the limit, (which is the only measure they seem to meet). There are also numerous amounts of arrogant assholes (jocks), who seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. In conclusion, Gar-Field highschool is full of worthless airheads who are mentally disabled in the area of affection and love, the students purposely trying to give off the impression that they are "ghetto."
Gar-Field Senior High School? Nah bruh. I'm not that twisted. That school is just dark.
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