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When 40 year old college chicks dig gray bush
Dude, that cougar totally fell victim to his grays plays & let him motorboat her in the hot tub!
Something I have everyday and I burp them a lot on Monday
On Monday I had the icky gray burps
They go kburp and there’s also a pumping station where you drive up, put a hose in your mouth and pump them in and then when you are finished you burp them in a test and drive off
I was at the icky gray burps pumping station today to have some
Man who is always over shadowed by women or always the casual pick, but never boyfriend material.
(The middle man between boyfriends)
Mike: Yeah Kaeleigh said she wants to keep things casual.
Jack: That's three in a row.
Mike: I'm just a gray man for women.
literal perfection. you cant out-perfect this man. you just cant.
do you listen to conan gray? oh my god yes hes so perfect!
a boy who will try anything to show his fans he loves them. he is a musician with an amazing voice and he connects to his fans through music. but we all have one thing in common. we are depressed and hopeless romantics. he is beautiful and unique. but all of his fans are obese fatties and so is he. so i take back everything i said before. we’re all fat and dirty rats. thank you.
person : have you heard of conan gray?
me : the rodent under our sink? yes. he’s pretty good
Literally the most beautiful person on planet earth. The love of my life, the embodiment of perfection. Basically Jesus Christ himself come down from the heavens to bless us with music. I love him more than I love myself. Going to his concert will change the course of your entire life. Love this precious person like there’s no tomorrow.
Person 1: “Hey, how do you spell ‘my everything’?”
Person 2: “C-o-n-a-n-G-r-a-y.”
Person 1: “But that spells ‘Conan Gray’.”
Person 2: “Exactly.”