A large joint and a Limeade Mountain Dew® Kickstart™
Start your day with a green speedball for a productive burst of energy.
The green speedball is the productive stoner's answer to hating coffee.
Built for people with a relatively tame substance-abuse pattern, the green speedball will nevertheless test it.
The most bad ass of all the soldiers. They are virtually unstoppable. They're basically super upgraded redcoats. Each has the strength of a thousand men and wields a hand cannon that shreds all sentient life.
"You think we're gonna win the battle?"
"Hell no, They have Green Coats"
-Everyone
When you eat a cake from the store with green icing you get to shit a green shit
OMG! I just shit a green shit!
A place in County Durham ran by the most notorious family ever, the Dunnets
Friend 1: hew coming owa byers green tonight, its cushty weather to get stoned and have a mad sesh
Friend 2: aye pal am on me way know but owa youngen leon dunnet better be cominh
Friend 1: aye son
The god of all gods. Nobody can defeat the legend himself
Jack: Have you heard Green Velvet’s new belter tune
Josh: yeah la he’s a legend init
George: *bows down to him and summons the god*
1.A day of smoking weed and being high
2.A popular punk rock band, that has inspired teenagers since the 90's. They just recently released the album American Idiot, which was a protest album that was good, but nothing compared to any of their earlier albums such as Dookie.All three band members are brilliant, but I hate it when my friends say things like "I dont like any other of their albums,just American idiot", or "Billie Joe is soooo hot"I know people think they've become sellouts, but theyre just popular with audiences.They cant help it.
1.We got sooo high. That was a fuckin green day.
2.Have you heard Green Day's new album?
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1.) (n.) an unwashed or otherwise smelly vaginal orifice. Referred to as such for the unsubstantiated belief that such vaginas emit a visible green cloud of noxious, toxic stench.
2.) (n.) Term used to describe a woman in possession of a vagina that suffers from the aforementioned malady.
1.) Can you believe it, Juan? I mean who knew Miss Krupitzer had a green hole? I swear to Christ, I went down on that thing and damn near gagged.
2.) After Doug sampled every girl on the cheerleading squad, he confirmed that Nicole and Heather were to be avoided; they're green holes. He's still swilling Listerine a week later.
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