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Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
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The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!
Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.
Something happening that is fucking nuts
Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here
when you have explosive diahriah and you let it loose in someones face
i ate taco bell and gave someone a good pram grenade
A major explosive female orgasm with semen squirting everywhere after sex or masturbation.
Dude 1: Yo, did you fuck Stacy last night?
Dude 2: Yeah man, when I was done with her she unlueashed a grenade pie!
"Oh my god you guys are such love doves, you acting just like Grenade x Grace."