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i'm a weiner

What mario says when he wins.

I'm a weiner! I got a star!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 24, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm a J

I'm a rockstar; i get high and fucked up all the time; I'm geeked up

1. Lil Jon is a J 2. "Damn Bobby why do you role everytime we fuck?" "I'm a J babe"

by Matt Silvestri January 29, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm Afraid

What you say ironically in almost any situation that youre slightly uncomfterble with, confused about, or losing focus in.

Accompanied with eyes like O_O, and 1/4 tsp of Sarcasm.

When the edges of your brain are fraying with the feeling of scurredd you spell it Afrayd.

Girl 1: "yayy let's order curly fries"
Boy 1: "Aww, daing main! yumyums"
Girl 2: "I'm Afraid O_O"
Girl 1: "okays bape"

by chocolatesauceee June 20, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm LeBron

Pick-up line I witnessed Lebron James himself use on one of my female co-workers at Summit Mall in Akron, Ohio. Apperantly, the fact that "he's LeBron" makes him immediately fuckable. What a tool.

Tool. LeBron James is a tool.

by Fred Durst is King Tool October 7, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm on one

Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.

I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.

by Someone Great June 1, 2011

59๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm a Sandwich

Saying that you're a sandwich is the equivalent to saying that you're a submissive in a BDSM relationship. It can also mean that you have to desire to he in the previously mentioned relationship in which you are the submissive

Jonah: I'm a sandwich
Oliver: What does that mean?
Jonah: It means I want my girlfriend to peg me

by I'm_A_Sandwich January 6, 2022


I'm White

A soulless smug look on the face of white foreigners in Vietnam. It's usually caused by either mako poisoning or exposure to Sin's Toxin. They usually say "You can't taco's like this in London" or the infamous "banh mi and pho are so much better than American food."

All those whites in Thoa Dien have an "I'm White" look on their face.

by Namissoamazing March 2, 2023