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Clam Shitty

The fattest and shittiest clam of them all.

“Did you see how much clam shitty ate?” “Yeah he is fat af

by Mia Dougherty July 25, 2022


blue clam

The feeling a woman gets in her vagina when she hasn't had sex in a long time or the feeling she gets after sex and didn't climax

I haven't had sex in a week, I think I have blue clam. The sex was so bad now I have blue clam.

by pynkyscookies May 6, 2015


clam casualty

When an important task is neglected and left undone due to lesbian sex taking top priority. Often used as an answer to a question with hashtags as #ClamCasualty

"Their entire garden died because they didn't water it all season... What a clam casualty!"

""Why didn't you pack a lunch today?" "#ClamCasualty"

by HankTheSkank27 April 4, 2017


gnar clam

noun. A large, chunky mucus-filled loogie that is usually coughed out of your lungs/throat.

"Dude, she just hawked the biggest gnar clam I've ever seen!"

by gethighlikeplanes August 15, 2008


Clam Trumpin

When you go around grabbing all the fine pussy you can.

Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.

by Clamer October 21, 2016


clam stamping

the female equivalency of tea bagging. (v) to clam stamp.

I gave that drunk passed out guy one helluva clam stamping...right on his nose. vagina tea bagging

by rysky October 1, 2014


Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat October 5, 2015