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The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep
I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse
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When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.
"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.
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a slightly large fellow. he tends to waddle slightly when he walks, and drools while giving an extremely vacant stare. see also gay baker
you see that fat kid over there licking the window? that's a jesse bolyard.
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A certain individual that wears girl hollister jackets and is a fag
Jesse Hollister is you
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Noun: A rare breed of ginger. Generally inclined to raw fish and seems to run on its own schedule. Time does not play a value in the Jess Ward's daily brain functions. A Jess Ward is prone to getting into life altering situations. In most cases the Jess Ward has very little tolerance and is always at high risk of "Blacking Out."
Verb: To have very little value of time perception and awareness
(n) "Look at that Jess Ward"
(n) "I totally pulled a Jess Ward last night and made my friends miss the train"
(v) I just Jess Warded, now everyone hates me."
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the hottest guy eva 2 walk on this ugly - man infested earth!!
he is so hot!
hes my bf
i love u jesse marry me
how hot is jesse!
i no! hes so gorjuz
i love him! im gonna marry him!
no i am!
no shutup
i am
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the man with the transmasc swag
damn that guy is such a jesse pinkman
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