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Jon Groller is a generic science teacher
Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess
A man among gods. Some would say he is God himself. He is the master of all, and everyone is below him. The power to give life, and to take ones breath away in an instant. He is the most powerful being in the universe.
Almighty Jon Cherba, please forgive us. We did not mean to disturb your greatness.
One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.
"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"
A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.
Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.
A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.
Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.
When working conditions have reached maximum absurdity and emails are sent to God and country far and beyond that persons level of employment and purchasing power. When someone sends a hate laced email fuled with discontent and rage to get as many reactions as possible so that even the smallest infractions are looked at with a microscope from that point on.
I'm going to pull a Jon Grammes if they don't get hot fixing this fucked up place.
Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.
Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.