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The act of begetting a conservative Caucasian woman whilst encouraging her to speaketh thy name as "black santa." Once thou hath reached the point of expiration, excrete thine dna upon her facial regions. Subsequently, without dismay, proceed in striking the concubine with a satchel of fiery coals.
Subject A: Damn son, you sex that blonde bigot last night?
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
the greatest girlfriend a guy could ever ask for.
loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.
guy one: "hey man, see her, she's the best"
guy two: "of course she is, that's Kelly-Kaye."
Kelly Ripa is the act of being unfunny.
Kelly Ripa is an unfunny person who stars in the show Regis and Kelly which is a morning show. She constantly thinks that telling people that she looks more like a guy. She is also synonymous with saying how crappy of a parent she really is to her kids.
To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.
2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.
a woman who used to be in destinys child but now features as a judge on the x factor. She is silly as she sent home amelia lily instead of sophie habibis :( this is stupid.
from now on, any stupid decisions will be referred to as a 'kelly rowland"
oh yeah.. she did a kelly rowland!
what a kelly rowland thing to do!