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Kelly is the piece of the picture that you couldn’t see with your bare eyes but only with your heart. Shes the sweetest especially when treats you the way you want be treated and will not let you go ever. The heart she contains is amazing and full of light once you’ve been let in. Don’t lose Kelly or you’ll be lucked out.
Kelly F is the greatest
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A 14 year old basketball player in NC.Gets all the girls and eats shit skateboarding.Mac is known for playing like lamelo,Kobe,and Jamal Crawford.He hits threes from the volleyball line likes it’s nothing.
Mac Kelly-Mac sauce been breaking them bitches ankles.
The chick who will forever be remember as the girl in Beyonce's shadow; a wannabe Beyonce.
Kelly Rowland let Beyonce Knowles take advantage of her due to the fact that she was blinded by "friendship."
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The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
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The act of begetting a conservative Caucasian woman whilst encouraging her to speaketh thy name as "black santa." Once thou hath reached the point of expiration, excrete thine dna upon her facial regions. Subsequently, without dismay, proceed in striking the concubine with a satchel of fiery coals.
Subject A: Damn son, you sex that blonde bigot last night?
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
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the greatest girlfriend a guy could ever ask for.
loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.
guy one: "hey man, see her, she's the best"
guy two: "of course she is, that's Kelly-Kaye."
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Kelly Ripa is the act of being unfunny.
Kelly Ripa is an unfunny person who stars in the show Regis and Kelly which is a morning show. She constantly thinks that telling people that she looks more like a guy. She is also synonymous with saying how crappy of a parent she really is to her kids.
To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
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