Masons Aunt is the type of aunt who loves getting fucked by masons friends. She loves big cock in her mouth and cum on her fat tits. If your friend mason has an aunt, you’re one lucky guy.
No way mason u got an aunt?!?! Masons Aunt will love this dick.
Taking the day off work (when others have managed to make it in) as a result of an incredibly light dusting of snow on the ground. Made popular in the U.K. as a result of hysteria from ‘yellow’ warnings broadcast by the BBC.
Louis: “Where’s Gavin?”
Stuart: “He’s having a Mason Day”
Louis: “But it’s not snowing!?”
Stuart: “.....”
Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason
HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer
he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea
HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)
He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH
root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason
When your parents walk in on u busting a fat load
Man I was just in my room and all of sudden I pulled a mason Blake. So awkward
Mason is a fantastic friend and he has awesome freckles. He is smart and he’s Ms. U’s favorite. We all stan mason but Gracie is masons biggest fan
C: “She’s a geologist”
Mason Luedecke: “Well I’m a-“
Mason Luedecke: “SEE!!!! WE WERE RIGHT!”
A monkey that has no purpose on this planet and who lives a basic simple life with their parents
Hey man a went to go see animals at the zoo today but a only saw a lot of mason Logan’s
You- "Hey EVAN MASON"
The cunt - "my names josh"
You- "suuuuuuure"