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When a person blows on a woman's clit and she cumes from the simulation
Justin did a Michigan wind Strom and blew on jen's clit and then she would cum very hard
A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met
A suburb city right outside of Grand Rapids, Mi very diverse and home of Wyoming High School. #WYO
You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.
You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.
The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.
Another michigan morning, another two dead.
Umich
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
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A cold wiener on a windy day in May.
Someone get McLaughlin, he's pullin' a Michigan breeze again and we can't let the kids find out