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nakedvegancooking.com
A strange website for people who enjoy cooking naked.
Person 1: Hey did you see what recipe on naked vegan cooking?
Person 2: No but I saw the fat naked guy holding the plate and turned it off!
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An Internet llama who answers advice and runs for President of the United States.
I like to frolic like the Naked Dancing Llama!
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Even worse than the Jonas Brothers...
I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.
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A place where naked women will wash your car for you.
Lets use that naked car wash.
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When you go outside right after it snows and make a snow angel, but your naked when you do it. You should probably do this in the back yard especially if you have nosy neighbors.
Right after it snowed, I went outside and made a naked snow angel.
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Before you get into the shower, spend 10 or 12 minutes perfecting your karate skills, being naked will enhance the experience with your pork sword swirling with your moves
I almost took out a man berry on the corner of the sink while doing Naked Mirror Karate
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The act of performing fellatio to one's self as a form of masterbation. More properly and politely referred to as self oral or autofellatio.
It is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis size or a combination of the two to perform the naked sit-up.
Statistics show that every 3 out of 1000 men are capable of it.
The naked sit-up was given its name because when one tries to perform it, it looks as though they are trying to do a sit-up (and usually failing stupendously) while naked.
It is rumored that Marilyn Manson had his botton two ribs removed to be able to do the naked sit-up.
Man1: "DUDE!!!! So guess what I did last night!"
Man2: "...what?"
Man1: "I sucked my own dick!"
Man2: "WHOOOAAA SHIT BRO!!! YOU DID A NAKED SIT-UP?!?!"
Man1: "Fuck yeah!"
Man2: "OH MY GOD!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!"
Girl1: "Ew! So last night I walked in on my brother trying to do the naked sit-up."
Girl2: "EWWWW!!! That's like sooo gross, like oh my god... ew."
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