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Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!
Jared is a scary boy who gives no warning and is the perfect person to cry on. He is the worst driver in the history of ever and should never be trusted to operate a vehicle or heavy machines
Oh my god they’re such a bad driver they must be a Jared
A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
That Jared guy is always at the skatepark with his friends.
A fuck boy who only wants girls for sex and doesn’t value actual love. He is also a liar, but not a good one because the truth always comes out. He is extremely toxic and obsessive in relationships.
That boy is so stubborn & rude
He’s probably a Jared
jared’s another name for a dolphin LMAO
their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents
Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.
A guy that gets absolutely no maidens. No bitches. No damsels. No female significant other. Or male significant other, for that matter. He gets nobody. He is alone, and will forever be alone. He loves Friday Night Funkin' and anime, and watches them nonstop.
Hopefully, someday, he will find that special someone.
*at a party*
"Yo you seen my boy Jared?"
"Nah he's at home playin FNF."
"Damn that's too bad."