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The reason why African Americans are now able to sit at the front of the bus
(African American sits at front of the bus)
bus driver: sir can u move to the back of the bus
African American: It’s not the 50s anymore dumbass, were now able to sit at the front of the bus ever since Rosa Parks stood up against that bus driver in Montgomery
bus driver: oh right, damnit
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The reason I have cable.
South Park Quote:
Jesus: "Quick, I need to know how to kill a giant stone Abraham Lincoln?"
Moses: "Um.............with a giant stone John Wilkes Boothe?"
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Show on BET. Similar to trl but BETTER!
WEEKDAYS AT 6:00 PM.
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the most kick ass show ever created, if you havent bought the first season ond dvd yet this would be your ultimate bible
cartman- god kitty you are such a f*cking dill doe
cartmans mom (the dirty slut)-well then i no a special kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight
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One of the Best Bands of the last years , 2000-present
Their music works good for people who has been rejected or who feels bad , their songs help people to get through hard moments , and they are just Awesome.
If you think they're bad , then you don't know how it feels to be mistreated , or you're just part of the problem
I been Rejected my whole life , and people always makes fun of me, and Linkin Park songs describe just how i feel right Now, and they helped me realize that people are Stupid.
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A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.
Dude, you got so Tom Parked!
It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.
I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.
To defecate, do a poo, to go to the toilet, number 2
-to sit upon the toilet seat and lay a good healthy brown faecal log into the bowl.
Parked a darkie, parking a darkie
also spelled darky
Houseboy: "Would you like a massage now, George?
Clooney: "Not now, I'm about to go park a darkie."