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half a french and half a german Marco R.
he is a real cock suckor who liks t o hear music about death , violence , satan and Love . Yes he likes heavy Metal . Especially Sepultura but its not Sepulturas fault that he smells like old shoes . I wanted to integrate the sound but this name is unspeakable and hurts everybody who hears it :-)
´For example M.R. from Laubenheim , Mainz is such a wild mufflon who appears like a drunken monkey :-)
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Viewing any kind of sexually stimulating material (not necessarily illegal or even explicit) on the internet. In common use in northern England, and possibly elsewhere, this expression originates from pop musician Pete Townshend's explanation of why he gave his credit card details to a website containing visual depictions of children being sexually abused - that he wished to view the material for research purposes. Although the implication of the term is that Townshend was lying he was, in fact, cleared of all charges.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, I was doing some Pete Townshend-style research.
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Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome (also known as PWFS) is a recognised illness. Symptoms include:
=A need to dye hair jet-black, preferably with a floppy fringe.
=Having an abnormally large forehead, which needs to be covered with said floppy fringe.
=Showing signs of being a douchebaggot.
=Repeatedly bullshitting about anything and everything.
Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome can be treated with several blows to the head and/or depriving the victim of their hair dye.
Unfortunately for Pete Wentz, he was not treated fast enough and so his PWFS is permanent, which is why it was named after him.
Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Lewis? I didn't know he had Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome!
Person 2: Pch, how could you not know that? He bullshits and has a massive head. Of course he has PWFS.
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A phrase someone says when they think they are a true pirate.
arrrrgh im pirate pete, I just stole so many doubloons.
A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
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One who fucks in a Port-O-Potty.
(doesn't matter if they are named Pete)
Billy: Hey Melanie, lets go in this stink hole of a bathroom and fuck like rabbits.
Melanie: Uh, OK, tee-hee.
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A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?
Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )