An AWESOME girl that goes by the alias Sarah V. She goes around wearing a tiara when she is being a princess. Watch out, you might get rodded by her.
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When a man's partner sucks his dick too far and gags. The partner proceeds to throw up into the man's ass, and eats out the barf with dried pineapple like one would eat salsa.
Patrick: Whats that shit around Hannah's mouth?
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
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Making up a saying without telling your friends what it means and laughing to confuse them, when in reality, it doesn't actually mean anything at all.
Matt, do you know what cutting a pineapple is?
Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>
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sticking your tongue in and out of a homosexual's belly button.
dude, are you eating pineapple?
yuh-huhhhh! he's yummy!
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The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
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When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise
"Ow Bitch yo fanny hairy" "Pineapple Surprise mother fucker"
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A picture taken near or around a supposed object of interest. However, the object of interest does not make it into the picture because the funny poses that people do become infinitely more interesting than the object itself.
There is a real fountain in a shop in Downtown Fullerton of California where a little stone fountain circulates the water. People started taking pictures of their friends in silly poses around the structure without actually getting the pineapple in the picture.
"Where's the statue of the bear?"
"Oh, we didn't get it in the picture because it didn't fit."
"That's okay. It made a great pineapple picture instead."
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