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The funniest man to exist, no lie.
(Everyone talking about Tana and Jake's "fake" marriage)
Me: WE NEED SHANE DAWSON!
A literally queeeeen that needs chipotle
Shane Dawson needs to become the queen. Oh wait he is one
The queen of YouTube I said what I said and that’s the tea sis ☕️
Sentence Example: Bad Teacher - “Who is the queen of YouTube?”
Student - “Easy, Shane Dawson DUHHH!!”
A 30-year-old middle-age man who typically does dumb shit on the daily basis
Bro you are such a 30 year old middle-age man who typically does dumb shit on a daily basis you’re Shane Dawson
Shane Diesel is the stage name for Saul Seward Armstrong, an African-American pornographic film actor. He is best known for his career in the professional adult film industry, starring in films produced by companies such as DogFart Network and Digital Sin. The overwhelming majority of his filmography features interracial sex, often crossing over into the niche cuckolding genre, which is often considered his most famous and iconic work.
In addition to professional films, Diesel also runs an OnlyFans account where he posts even more content in a subscription based service. He also has a reputation for being willing to personally cuckold men willing to pay with money.
Friend 1: I spoke with the doctor yesterday. It turns out my wife got pregnant with triplets after I paid Shane Diesel to destroy her pussy last night.
Friend 2: *Becomes drenched in anxious sweat and gets very visible boner*
Do you still have Shane's phone number!? I need to set up an appointment!
Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
Tiny dick... likes fat cock... 4’10 and never works out... eats ass for money
Hey, it’s my boy Shane Ryder, we all know what he’s been up to. ;)