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a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person
Wang is 2in... he has a short dick
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Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.
Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.
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Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.
Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!
Was she wearing yoga pants?
No she was wearing running shorts!
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When a guy cums in his underwear and it dries leaving a stiff and crunch garment.
Billy was made to stay after class by his French teacher and walked out with starched shorts.
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an otherwise complicated task or victory made relatively easy or quick
My buffalo gun sure made short work of those hound dogs that harranged my cattle at 250 yards!
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A disorder that causes one's anus to open when the eyes are shut.
Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.
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An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.
"Short potato, away!"
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