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A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.
They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw
An insult used in a nuclear power plant for the same lazy actions of Homer Simpson
Who hired the homer Simpson?
A Person who is a heavy dumb alcoholic who doesn't give a shit about "THE BOY"
I know damn right you did not just look up Homer Simpson
Dude watch The Simpsons on Fox then you will know who the fuck Homer Simpson is
A Homer Simpson is a lovable dumb person who is a bit like an ape.
Fat husband: I’m gonna go put my hand in the blender.
Wife: Oh, you’re such a Homer Simpson!
sturgill simpson is the absolute best new country singer that has ever fucking lived. too bad he fucked up his throat.
HELL YEAH PLAY SOME sturgill SIMPSON!
Okay, who can I describe Katherine Simpson? Well, she has a really low self esteem, and fragile emotions, but doesn't like to show it, becasue she hates being judged, or pitied. Thought of as perfect in many ways, but is unable to see herself that way. Carries a whole bunch of personal emotional bagage, but jumps at any chance to help other people. Puts other people before herself, always, because she sees almost everyone else as more worthy of praise, effort, recognition, or affection in general. Really smart, loves books, has her own quirky habits that other people don't always get. Simply wants to be told she can stop trying so hard, she doesn't have to be perfect, no one expects her to, and she is loved and appreciated the way she is.
"Katherine Simpson is a good friend, but man, have you seen how much time she spends with her nose in a book? It's almost impossible to talk to her if she's started something new."