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Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.
"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."
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An organization where Asian babes discuss their sexual experiences/problems/fantasies.
There's a weekly meeting, but is sometimes cancelled due to conflict with one of the executive's dick appointments.
Hey, is there a Hentai Social Social Club meeting today?
Duh, those ABGs get some every day. They must let it out.
Who's are the executives in Hentai Social Social Club?
Amy, Josie and Linda. In that order, too. Amy's the president, Josie's VP and Linda is the secretary.
I personally think that all Asian virgins should join HSSC. They can learn about different XXX techniques, XXX positions, numerical data that will prepare them for their predicted promiscuous life!
HSSC is growing at a high speed due to dating apps such as tinder, tantan, bumble, etc...
Any information given during HSSC meetings are confidential. Exposing screenshots of the conversation in facebook messenger discussions will result in dismissal of a member.
What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.
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a person who tries to seek social acceptance either through:
1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship
while Lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..
Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!
(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)
Lee: Hello..
Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..
lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.
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A phrase used to describe someone who is determined to participate in or dominate a conversation or social situation. Socially aggressive people assume things are all about them and want to talk but never listen. They never feel uncomfortable because the never think about how others see them, and have no hesitation about crashing someone else's party/conversation/intimate moments.
As we were trying to cheer up Maria after her break-up, Scott wandered over and pushed himself into our circle, saying loudly that he couldn't believe the party didn't have his favorite brand of beer and then stayed for 10 minutes talking non-stop about his job. He was so socially aggressive we decided to avoid any other parties he might be at.
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A rabid Social Conservative that believes that their views and morals are superior and should be reflected in every level of society.
Among other things their disdain for the Constitution beyond themselves is a particular characteristic.
They are also known to play the victim to gain sympathy.
Bob was disgusted at the Social Nazis wild accusation that he was persecuting them
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An event that usually takes place during school, a group of friends, all feeling the need to evacuate their bowels, will communicate a time and bathroom for when they will all leave their class, meet at the bathroom, and poop together. Usually a bro moment.
Guy 1: Hey, 1st floor bathroom, art wing, 1:15, poop social?
Guy 2: Yeah man Ill be there
Guy 3: Thats a def, had taco bell for lunch
Guy 4: Chili last night was a bad choice, count me in
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