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Performing analingus on a quadroplegic midget who is suspended on cement blocks.
"So this tiny limbless chick hopped on some blocks and I have her the filipino sports car!"
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most bad ass place to work in da world. esp at the appleton location. a-town represent.
Mason "where you work?"
Joe-Rup "play it again sports."
Mason "yo I heard that is a bad ass place to work."
Joe-Rup "damn skippy!"
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The stoopid network that blacks out my local HI-Definition broadcast during hockey season. Good for people that are still forced to watch low def sports.
Damn you Fox Sports Network, go pedal your low-def analog signal somewhere else!
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Incest. See also bedroom sports.
When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.
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Oh look, Kee Action Sports just bought out another company and outsourced it to China.
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Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.
New England is The France of American Sports, they almost never win any games.
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Sports car racing for nascar fans
jim- Dude the Rolex Sports Cars race is on
john- so how many cup drivers are in this one?
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