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a state of being naive and therefore, happy.
Not knowing the sad truths about the world, which leaves you happy but undeniably ignorant.
Remember when we were six years old and didn't know about war and animal abuse, i wish i was still stupid happy like back then!
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Funny, but not because of humor brought forth by a logical statement. Instead it's funny because the person or thing being such acts in a stupid way.
Person 1: Did you see the latest Fred video on YouTube?
Person 2: Yeah. *laughs* He's so stupid-funny.
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the easiest way to insult a woman
"get me a sandwich, woman"
"no"
"stupid cow"
and then he drops dead
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the end.
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it is a dance or a way to act (mostly in the bay area 510 where i am from)... one way is to do this hop and extend your arms an jump at tha same time.. so while your jumpin you kick your leg up, back, n back down..n repeat.. and to claim your turf like crazy.
" GET STUPID!! WAT IS IT?! ITS NUTTHIN!"
"STRAIGHT(put your hood here)! ITS NUTTHIN TO A BOSS!"
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A phrase or setence of which used that is not appropriate or not rellevant to a question or statement. The stupid response tends to be some thing undescribably odd to read or look at and alsi tends to come from someone who is also stupid. Could also come from someone who is not paying attention to the conversation.
This is a stupid response (person 2):
Person 1:Man my best friend just got hit by 2 cars. one took off and the other guy stayed and helped. But he has a dislocated leg, broken spine broken hip and road rash.
Person 2:lol, nice :D or Awesome!XD
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A thief who tries to rob a gun shop is shot dead by those in the store.
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:
1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns.
2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police car parked at the front door.
4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.
Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.
The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.
No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.
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1. Any person or crackpot idea that is outright retarded, misleading, or completely illogical beyond all reason.
2. Something that cannot get any stupider than it currently is.
3. Bullshit that can't be broken down into simper forms of complex absurdity.
For example, pseudoscience.
"Intelligent Design fits the criteria of pseudoscience perfectly because it completely lacks any genuine science and its adherents operate solely on making baseless assertions and speculation. Its ideas cannot be falsified through the scientific method because it deliberately fails to produce valid, testable data to confirm its claims. Irreducible complexity is indeed irreducible stupidity at its finest. Intelligent Design is unworthy to be taught in public schools because it has literally nothing to offer."
"Creationism is a joke. It appeals only to the weak-minded and is simply an intellectually lazy excuse to be willfully ignorant of real empirical science. The irreducible stupidity of creationism and its advocates is simply unfathomable."
"That dumbass thinks the world is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs once lived together with humans. He is so irreducibly stupid. Did he purposely fail high school biology, or did he get his so-called "facts" from a church? He is such a n00b."
"Anyone who can stare directly in the face of evidence for evolution and still have the audacity to ignore it has to be willfully uneducated—more accurately, irreducibly stupid."
"Nuff said.
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